Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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