why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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