no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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