Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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