I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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