So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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