Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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