you would pick up someone in the library
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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