i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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