all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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