so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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