Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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