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(917): View more from New York City

Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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(305): View more from Florida

best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.

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(409): View more from Texas

just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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(910): View more from North Carolina

If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants

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(812): View more from Indiana

If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours

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(602): View more from Arizona

The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Condoms?

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(813): View more from Florida

Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.

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