Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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