Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
