I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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