No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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