hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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