Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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