dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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