does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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