How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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