I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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