Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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