so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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