Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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