Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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