you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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