I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
NoShamevember. You game?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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