remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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