He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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