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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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