i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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