Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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