So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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