i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
