I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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