I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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