he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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