Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am full of burrito and curiosity
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Shame - the story of my life.
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