What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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