Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you had me at cake vodka
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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