That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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