high people should be assigned attendants
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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