nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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