About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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