how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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