She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
