At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
