gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
