Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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